Ed Powell Investigates – Episode #1 – Lascivious Bed and Breakfast



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good evening is Keith okay this is a okay this is officer ed par with the Cleveland Police Department we're trying to say who's this individual that's calling the station here I'm sorry what I said I beg your pardon sir I beg your pardon I didn't understand what she said well we're trying to see who's this individual that's calling the station here I didn't call anybody okay I don't know we just received several phone calls from this number okay leaving lewd and lascivious remarks not only to us but for the captain and the lieutenant here well that's strange this is this this number was formerly our bed and breakfast number it's a business number so I don't know only my wife and I we're here tonight so I'm sure nobody from here from this number made any allusion to the Civic's call for the where did you say Ohio police before I'm listening listen to I'm Sam sir we have several phone calls from this number okay that's why we were able to call you right back well I have no idea what you talked about sir but none whatsoever well sir this is the number that I just called but we're not able to call you now and which I understand what you're saying I'm telling you that my wife and I are the only two of us here and we have no connection to any police departments in Ohio first of all and next of all I'm 67 the cheesesteaks 69 so we're not making any lewd lascivious calls that I'm laughing because I'd kind of ridiculous okay you do realize that this is the police department that you're talking with I have no idea who I'm talking with this is the Cleveland Police Department district number three sir okay I'm your caller ID says private and it says six six one three eight oh four three three eight now that's rideapart sir is that your number and what's the last four digits four three three maybe that's a zero on my glasses oh it's either zero or 1/8 so I'm sorry you said seven Oh what sir six six one three eight zero four three three zero okay well we advising you now that you have all whoever called from this number has called this district several times with saying how you want to have sex with the officers and you're saying how you want to have sex with the captain and we're saying how you want to have sex with the lieutenant here well how can what should we do about this I'm telling you that only my wife and I are here so there's nobody made any phone calls from this number because she didn't and I didn't we've been here all evening now with over what period of time did these numbers of these calls arrive to board is there anybody else that's called uber you were broken up say it again okay who's calling this number who's calling us here this Vista that's what we want to know I have no idea I'm telling you that my wife and I are the residents of the home here that's a business line that used to be it's a former bed-and-breakfast line so I can't I can't help you I don't know who would have made it unless there was some concern some malfunction in a computer connection somewhere but certainly it didn't come from any one of us I can guarantee you that now I'm and my question to you is what would you like me to do about it I mean how do you how do you want me to handle your call okay who is this I'm talking to right now you're talking to Richard okay is there anybody else not calling no my wife's on hack my so I'm telling you over what period of time do these calls come in to you to to what I saw I beg your pardon sir I'm asking what time what what time did these calls come in to you from from this number two to one for some reason when you say that you break up all I get is two to say again sir I said for some reason when you say that you're breaking up all I'm getting is 2 to 2 sir you right now we're the only reason we're talking lot because you have enough feedback because as I talk right now I can see the feedback bouncing back off of the phone there's no feedback on this end okay okay who's calling this number we're going around in circles nobody from here has called that number I don't have a clue what that all I know is I have your number on my caller ID and and I don't know anything more than that about it there I can guarantee that nobody from here called your police department for any reason much less to let it lascivious or good message okay now do you realize just like I said before that this conversation is being recorded yes sir you can record all you like I'm telling you how it is so I beg your pardon sir say again what Police Department hear from is it the Cleveland Police Department district number three sir believe Linda's least Department district number three this is this is the Cleveland Police third district that you have ok Cleveland Cleveland police third district just a minute my what's going to write that down yeah I'll call my local police department they're good friends of ours and and let's see what we can what's the fault what's the fun what's your phone number sir what's my phone number you just dialed it well that loader was on my phone number is seven area code seven one seven four eight okay so I'm sorry you said seven Oh what sir seven one seven four eight okay two five two whatsoever and what's the last four digits seven one seven four mega pardon sir the phone number again is seven one seven four okay it there's something money going on here I don't know what you're doing or what's what's what's up but who is the who is there with you Mr curry my wife that's it now you said your Husa for the third time my name is Richard Kate last name her Oscar tango okay Justin it was sir we have it on tape that we had two calls from this number that's what we called you back well I'll have my local police department call you guys and see if you can work it out with him I have no idea what you're talking about you know okay yeah we heard you sir and your name is okay this is a okay this is officer ed par with the Cleveland Police Department yeah okay officer hey – what's your last name power okay say again sir let's say your last name again okay this is a okay this is officer ed par with a Cleveland Police Department now is that P o WL so I beg your pardon sir your last night spell your last name CU RR y CU RR Y okay now it sounded like you said pal yeah we heard you sir we must have a really good connection because everything I say you can't hear okay yuck yuck taping right I've got listen to this okay well is there anybody else nuts calling necessary sir what is the last four digits of your number four six is what for what number did you dial well this was called by us okay I don't know we just received several phone calls from this number what number did you receive the calls from well this was called by us this is the police that you're talking to this I understand that but what number you ID number what you receive your calls from well sir this is the number that I just call we have several phone calls from this number and I'm telling you that it didn't read they didn't originate here that's what I'm trying to get across to you now I tell me what number you dialed to one six six seven two four nine to eight that's not even close my area code is seven one seven the three first three digits or so I'm serious five four you've got some strange phone number I don't know what four phone number you have we're an area code seven one seven forty so you've got a you've got some wacky on your end well I'm would listen to I'm saying sir you do realize this is the police department that you're talking with I understand that and I'm getting annoyed because the number that you told me you dialed is not my number this is this is the Cleveland police third District that you have that's correct and you and tell me the number that you dialed to reach me here what's the area code eight one six okay my area code is seven one seven not eight one six so I'm sorry you said seven Oh what sir seven one seven okay two five two two months no no sick and what's the last four digits for some somes lacked out on your end I don't know how you got me but the number you dialed and the number you've got is two different numbers is what so for God's sake the number that you have reached is not the number that you dialed if you doubt an 81 68 code my area code is 7 1 7 48 okay so some screwed up on your end I don't know I don't know what's wrong but the number you dialed isn't the number you reached if you'd like to if you'd like to call me back you can you can call me at 7 1 7 6 8 10 and I'll answer okay so again we must tell you that you are being taped I understand the being taped I don't give a damn we that's not that's not important I'm telling you the number that you dialed and the number that you have reached is two different numbers okay we've been we've been taping from this phone number of okay well we advise you now that you have well whoever calls from this number has called this district several times but you have the wrong phone number I saw big pardon sir you have the wrong phone number if you if you're if whoever called you is too late one six that's not me I'm 7 1 7 no it's not we have several phone calls from this number what number tell me what number you have several phone calls from eight one six six seven seven tell us your same way one six my area code is seven one seven you've got the wrong number okay who is this I'm talking to right now for the fourth time my first name is Richard my middle name is and my last name is T oh my phone number is seven one seven four zero not eight one six something else say again sir so I'm sorry you said seven Oh what sir I said seven one listen to your recording seven one seven okay ten I'm good I'm going to end this call I don't know who you're trying to reach but it's not me this is this is the Cleveland police third District that you have I understand and I've got that written down and in fact I'm going to call you back based on a number that you just gave to me oh that's it six seven two four nine two eight okay what'd you say I said I beg your pardon sir I'm going to call you back on six one three eight zero four three three zero okay is that you remember yeah we heard you sir I'm gonna call you back on that number okay okay okay they call him back and apologize

22 thoughts on “Ed Powell Investigates – Episode #1 – Lascivious Bed and Breakfast”

  1. I'm tired of these goddamn old people saying that since they're in their 60s they don't make lewd and lascivious phone calls. I call bullshit. Just man up and tell him who's calling that number.

  2. I realize they weren't used for comic effect, but rather to protect the Keith the victim, but DAYUM the censor beeps make it even funnier. 6:20 is a good example.
    Also, kudos to McDuck for doing that, so that Keith (middle name "Tango") doesn't get harassed by everyone like Fred Herbert did.
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  3. Gotta say that intro "Ed Powell Investigates" and with that cheesy police music is just fuckin hilarious and awesome lol makes this prank even more hilarious lol

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